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Hello, I am Mr.Slam, and I will be writing a weekly opinion column. I will talk about the wrestling world, mostly WWF. I am a die hard WWF and ECW fan, and I am pretty much anti-WCW. Everyweek I will discuss one main subject, and a couple of little subjects. This weeks main topic, DeGeneration X.... | ||||||||||||||||
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Lets chat about good ol' Degeneration X, shall we? I've got two words for you....THEY SUCK!!! Quite frankly, I don't see what the big damn fuss is about DX!! I mean...the same group of freakin degenerates came out week after week, making a bigger fool of themselves as they did the week before!!! Honestly people!! wHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU SEE IN DX!?! Is it because they show their big asses every week!?! What is exciting about 4 guys flashing their crusty ass!? Ok, lets take a roll count, shall we.... We have HHH, "Mr. I wear skin color underwear to make it look like my ass!" Quite frankly, he's not half the leader HBK was!! Also, we have X-Pac, "Mr. I've changed my freakin name 1300 g/ damn times in the past year!!" My 11 year old paperboy has bigger muscles then this freak! This pansy has only accomplished 3 things in his WWF career, since arriving here in about 92'. One,winning the IC title. Two, winning the taf titles with Bob Holly. Three, stabbing Vince McMahon in the back and leaving the federation that made him a respected wrestler (WWF) and signing twith WCW (Worlds Cheesiest Wrestling). Just lookin at this jack ass makes me mad!! Then there's Billy Gunn, "Mr.Half of my damn name is right." (the ass part) @#$%...this freakin punk has gone threw alot of changes!! Look...first of all...he came to the WWF as a cowboy hat wearin, raw hide redneck hillbilly cowboy! Then, a little while later, this so called DeGenerate seeks the advice of Honky Tonk "I've gained 300lbs." Man, and changes his name to Rockibilly. Then he becomes a supposed Outlaw. Suddenly, in late March, he meta-freakin-morphasizes (I mis-spelled that on purpose, study the way I spelled it and you will find out why)into a worthless Degenerate! Next, there's Chyna "Just plain Mr" She is more man then the rest of them put together!! Finally last, and certainly least (2cm) Road Dog Jesse James) Is it just me, or is this the same damn guy that came to the ring with a cowboy hat on singing country music!? And now he is supposed to be a De-Generate!?!? | ||||||||||||||||
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Now that we have reviewed the sad and disappionting facts of DX, lets see what they have accomplished...ok? 1)HHH lost the European Title to D-lo. 2)The Outlaws beat one man (thats something to be proud of) for the tag titles, which they lost. 3)Chyna blinded "thousonds in attendance and millions watching at home on live T.V" when she pulled out that fat cottage chesse crusty ass of hers!!! 4)Helmsley AND Chyna BOTH beat The Rock, TOGETHER, BY CHEATING!!! 5)Thats about it!!!! So the only g/damn freakin question is, why do you people like DX!?!?!?! WHY!?! For Gods sake!? Theirs one wantabe richboy, two rednecks, on sell out, and one big broad that wears a dog collar!!! J_sus people, they got their name (DX) from Bret Harrt when he called them "a bunch of DeGenerates" So I ask you, who's "S*ckin It" now?? O to a new damn subject, Dustin Runnles! What is McMahon accomplishing by Dustin Runnels one of the biggest Jobbers in the history of the WWF. He has won about 4 or 5 matches since he "left" Marlena! I've heard she's gonna come back as Sister Marlena!? WHAT THE HELL!!!! I don't know about you, but someone is a girl in a g/damned Nun robe attractive to you!?!? NOT ME! I mean, those robes don't show to much cleavage/tits/boobs/!!!! I don't know where McMahon is goin with this, but he better get his stuff together, or Dustin will get tired of having gay gimmick after gay gimmick!! I do have to admit, The Artist Formerly Known As Goldust was one hell of a laugh!! Well, those are the opinions of Mr.Slam, if you don't like um' you shouln't of read em' dumbass!! Deal with that BOYEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! | ||||||||||||||||
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